Welcome to AtomicLads.com!
Ok, so I finally got off my ass and updated my site. There’s jack on it now, but just you wait. JUST……you……wait……the finished site will look completely different than this (I’m thinking orange instead of green).
So what’s it all about? Something about movies, I think. Or porn. Or porn movies. Look, I haven’t really decided yet, ok? Leave me alone. WAIT! Come back! That’s it, stay for a while. To ensure the finest quality site-e-ness for you, here are the five “golden rules” we live by here at ALads:
1. Our site is better than yours. Deal with it.
2. Eating is not cheating.
2. Paper beats rock.
3. Does anyone even WATCH ‘According to Jim’?!
4. Goddamn kids!
5. If swallowed, contact doctor immediately.

